Red Hel.

This video doesn't seem to exist on Youtube... maybe something to do with copyrights? Whatevers, I wish life was more like the Looks That Kill video. Sartorially speaking.
It has occurred to me that every Halloween I dress up as one of these girls, cover myself in blood and call it 'dead cavegirl' or 'dead girl who crawled out of the mud' or 'dead apocalypse survivor.'
This year will be no different... except I'll have a sweet belt.