Red Hel.

The other day, my good friend Ms Rachel Timmins texted me that she was considering giving Supercuts her esteemed business. I said 'The fuck you are! I'm driving out there to save you from yourself' and today that is what happened. I drove to Baltimore and did just that.
I am stealing these pictures from her blog (I'm a thief, ask Glamour Garage) because we failed at taking actual pictures... we're awkward and we go rigid and strangely miserable as soon as the camera is on us... sorry Matt, I know you did your best. Kind of ridiculous since we're grown women, but there you have it.
This is the only evidence so far that I have created another warrior for my army. You know it's about to get serious when someone turns to me and whispers those special, sacred words; 'do what you want.... oh, and I'm not opposed to asymmetry'
A girl doesn't need much more encouragement than that! Rest assured, Ms Timmins will be attending SNAG with The Best Haircut In The Building. It is the perfect combo of devil-may-care 'oh, I have an actual style? well I just don't pay that much attention' nonchalance and horn-skimming expertise. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Anyway, things may be coming together for NY even better than I thought, I had a 'down' moment yesterday... y'know when you're deep in the bowels of a PMS induced sobbing marathon and your eyes are so swollen you can't see, and you're all dehydrated and snotty, and you know you're going to feel great when you wake up the next day but right now it's just. the. worst. ever?
Well, it was like that but worse. Yesterday it seemed like the powers that be were all saying 'pack up your silly little things, sell your cats for $5 a pound and get thee back to England where you belong', but today dawned bright, sunny and full of new text messages. I am back on track and this year may be the best yet!

Ps. I think it's pretty funny that Rachel and I both referred to each other as 'Ms' in our blog entries.

Pps. I tried my new Glittersniffer 'Jennifer Nazi' eye pigment and it is INCREDIBLE. It is the perfect bike-accident-bruise colour. I look like I've been up all night listening to King Diamond and beating myself in the face with a bottle of Raspberry Stoli. In short, I love it.